Monday, January 12, 2009

Dig it deep please.

Holy shit. I need to buy a bomb shelter. Hold on. I do not own any land to place said shelter. YOU buy a shelter, and dig it in nice and deep. After doing this, please invite me over. I’ll bring the beer.

Why the panic? Remember “Joe the Plumber?” America’s favorite conservative talking point in the race for president? Yea, he happens to be a war correspondent now and is over in Gaza telling everyone that they shouldn’t report on wars and that if anyone punched him, he’d kick their ass.

This is why the world hates us. Shit like this.

This is why I need a bomb shelter.

CNN link to all the good quoties.